My mum is out on a date tonight. Really hope it goes well, she’s been on her own for so long & has a huge fear of becoming one of those lonely old women once I finally leave the nest. She deserves happiness so much after everything she’s sacrificed for me & my grandparents. Fingers crossed! Just wish I could find someone to go on a date with myself, never been on one properly…
Also hi, yes it’s been ages since I posted here! Sorry all!
You: “Everybody shut up.” *picks up phone* “Hey mum.”
Friend 1: “HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!”
Friend 2: “come back to bed”
Friend 3: *various sex noises*
Friend 4: “tell her i said hi”
Friend 5: “Aye! Pass the weed”
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: “PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON”
my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it
alex??? this is truly frightening ??
i never really thought about it much until today but you’re right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to
come get yer death
This is Welcome to Night Vale levels of “what the heck?”